Top Definition
1.
the state of being very close to having
to discharge fecal excrement, similiar to the state
of “crowning” when giving birth. [A question.] To reach this state,
the turtle must be poking his head out.
2.
Having an intense need to defecate.
Mike was crowning, it was a tough
decision between dropping a chalupa in the woods with no toilet paper, or
waiting for the comforts of an outhouse three miles ahead.
3.
synonoumous with “poking cotton” or “turtling”
I need to take a dump real bad, I’m
crowning
4.
When you feel your turd is pushing [Why?]
I got to use the toilet, my turd is
crowning
5.
An exploratory sexual move on
a woman, kind of like fisting, only using your head. Gives that bigger girl or
post pregnancy shawty a real buzz and gives the dude a chance to look around
and see the kind of place he came from.
Yeah man, I totally crowned Maureen
last night, crowning is her biggest turn on.
6.
The point during a woman’s labor when
the baby’s head (also known as the crown) can be first seen poking out of her
vagina. Also used to refer to the point when a poop log can be first seen
poking out of the anus.
“Oh my God, I had Mexican food for
lunch again! I need to use your toilet ASAP, I’m CROWNING!”
7.
The moment you cross your legs when you are no where near a bathroom
and you clench your bung hole to stop it from coming out. [Why?]
I need a bathroom but i cant move
because im crowning
8.
When the excrement in one’s anus cannot be contained any longer and
it starts pushing open the sphincter. [Why?] Probably
related to childbirth where the top of the baby’s head (the crown) is first
visable as it emerges from the vagina.
“OMG I’m crowning so bad it’s like I’ve
got a turtle neck hanging from my ass...”
9.
one person on their knees in the middle
of a circle-jerk of 3 or more guys waiting as they all bust their nuts on
his/her head
“Man, I heard that fraternity was
crowning all their new pledges!”
10.
when shit in your asshole
builds up when you have to take a shit really bad. [Is it true?]
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